Made of Dark Matter Sunglasses

An invisible & hypothetical form of matter?! Not in these shades! With black frames, non-reflective lenses & a classic square silhouette, inexplicable gravitational effects will be more than "implied." You'll be utterly irresistible...like gravity.

Made for Medium Noggins
Just-right midsize sunnies.

Non-Reflective Lenses
Reduces glare to prevent squinting while you're sprinting.

Shape - Slate G